The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down
29 Celebrity Impressions, 1 Original Song
I love this
no amount of people talking about how good this is all day could adequately prepare me for how good this is
THE ONE THAT MAKES ME THE MOST UPSET IS HOW HE SOUNDS JUST LIKE A FUCKING TRUMPET
DO U EVER WANT A SPECIFIC PERSON TO JUST WAKE UP NAKED IN BED WITH U OUT OF NOWHERE
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.